gentleman's pact.

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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alejadnro:

i started my book today

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dysenterygay:

i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame 

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sailorpizza:

pretty-littlefox:

dita von teese’s life

one day, one day

goals

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fuckyouajax:

relationship status:

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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martyseamusmcfly:

not being cute enough for cute clothes

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