gentleman's pact.

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May 2012

May 31, 2012

aquus:

don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t

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Jason Schwartzman.. When will you realize we are meant to be?

May 29, 2012

weeaboo-chan:

being christian and saying “abortion should be illegal because it is against my personal religious beliefs” is like being jewish or muslim and saying “consumption of pork products should be illegal because it is against my personal religious beliefs”

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comakid:

the sensation of reading your own intimate thoughts in a text authored by someone else.

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so chugjug by family of the year was just on an advil commercial with bon jovi

wtf

May 29, 2012
#family of the year
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I want to wear my glasses around you. Watch Netflix on my couch together while I lay in your lap. Bake you cupcakes, beat you in brawl. Rub your back after not seeing you all day. Take button to the park. Hold your hand. I want to take trips with you. North Carolina, Newport, I don’t even care. I just want you to not look so sad in my car. I wouldn’t even mind if you insisted on listening to terrible music or threw away the cd I made you. I’d make an improved version.

But you don’t love me and that’s something I need to accept. Bleh

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#personal #platypus #sorry
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