At that spring fling show to see tigers jaw and I feel like I’m surrounded by all of tumblr
martyseamusmcfly: not being cute enough for cute clothes
And I can’t see the point of patient love, when everyone just wants to get...– Bright Eyes “Saturday as usual” (via nickynarc)
shavingryansprivates: do u ever feel… like a plastic bag.. made of plastic… unable to think or feel…
danimansutti: really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
billfuckinghader: where can i get the html code for a better face
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
brandnewswastikas: I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
izzetheking: they should make a website called freespiderreport.com I just think they should
iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again
Me to everyone: It's Conor with one N
cataquacks: Kyoko Sakura becomes a magical girl to get her dad more twitter followers
well, guess i’m going to riot fest.
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
dysenterygay: i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
fuckyouajax: relationship status:
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr